Web design is our main specialty, outdone only by our ability to consume caffeine at an incredible rate. We read once that programmers were machines made to convert caffeine into code, and while the accuracy of that statement has not been verified, it certainly fits in our case. Whether you need a site designed from scratch or just need your current site updated, we can help you out! We realize that there are many somewhat confusing aspects of web design, and would be more than happy to answer any questions you have. Hit us up anytime you like. Some of you are probably wondering how much our sites cost, and well... there's no easy answer. It varies depending on how big and or complex the site is, and how nice you are to us. Just kidding. Basic sites start around $800, and our design rate is $100 per hour. Please feel free to request an estimate. We're in the process of designing an estimate form, but in the mean time, just drop us a line.

Our goal is an enjoyable experience for both the client and our staff. To assist us in reaching that goal, we have compiled our terms and conditions and listed them below. It also gave us a chance to sound serious. Which is very very rare indeed.

Please make sure that you agree with all terms before requesting an estimate.

- In most cases a 20% non-refundable down payment is required after the first page is built to the client's satisfaction.

- Full payment is due within thirty days of the product launch / delivery.

- If payment is not received we reserve the right to remove product from the client's server / computer, and to hack into the client's computer and electrify the client's mouse to 10,000 volts as a friendly reminder.

- After proofing and product deployment, all changes will be charged hourly as updates.

- All grammatical and typographical errors are the client's responsibility. Proofread your content please.

- Any server errors are not the responsibility of BFG Productions.

- We do not publish or work with profanity or explicit content. Ever.

- We have the right not to publish any content that we do not agree with, which would result in a partial refund. (Any paid work not yet completed would be refunded.) We stand by what few moral standards we have, so if something violates those standards we will decline to continue on the project.

- Our work cannot be sold without permission.

So, there you have it! The official rules, terms, agreements, decrees, guide lines, and no-nos of BFG Productions.

 

- Discounts -

Better World Discount.
If your proposed site betters the world in any way, we want to help! The world is in sore need of everyone's help right now, and it's time we all kicked in! Discounts range from 2% to 50% depending on conditions, and our current workload. Qualifying content would be: World peace, poverty, environmentalism, etc. For reasons not disclosed, religion does not qualify for this discount. If you think that you qualify for this discount, let us know! TheCaptain@BFG-Productions.com ATTN: BWD

Small Startup Business Discount.
We have a soft spot in our hearts for small businesses and we offer a Small Startup Business discount. We have a soft spot in our brains... well that's another story. It's our firm belief that the Internet is the future of retail, and we don't want you to be left in the stone ages. SSB Discounts rage from 2% to 20% depending on our workload. Send us your story, and we'll see if you qualify. TheCaptain@BFG-Productions.com ATTN: SSB

Now, every single person has a valid reason for receiving a discount, but we need to get paid too. (Caffeine is expensive in large quantities.) If you don't qualify for the discount, don't sweat it... we'll still be nice to you.

Refer a client program.
Refer a client, get a $50 credit towards your next bill from us! Just tell them to tell us you sent 'em.